I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through