An Ode to the PGA Tour
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
