The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral