On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…