“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…