I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…