I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
Mating For Life Saved My
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
