As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…