Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
