People Are Predictable Because Life Is Unpredictable, by Chris Gaither

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Listen All Y’all, It’s a Sabotage

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

It’s Still an Uphill Battle if S*** Keeps Rolling Downhill

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Man Is a Dearth Who Would Rule the Earth; What a Bore– God Offers More

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

You Have to See the Truth in Order to Imagine the Possibilities

In Let there be plight the P is silent

All Dreams Fulfill Wishes and Spacetime Is a Lucid Dream in Which You Move Towards Your Deepest Desire by Working for It; For Many People It Helps if They Suspend Disbelief by Imagining the Dream Is Real

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

“Under OVS, students must select a fruit or vegetable at each meal and must take at least three items for the meal to qualify as reimbursable.”

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Poet, Steady Thyself

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

I Predict a Riot

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Parenting

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

A World of Difference

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

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People Are Predictable Because Life Is Unpredictable

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