After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
