The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it