On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
All dressed down with nowhere to go
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
You keep the peace they get everything else
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
