Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
