In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures