We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety