You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both