They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…