Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…