My curated self has asked me for a divorce

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped