The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together