The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question