Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell