When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice