Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is