Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
