The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news