I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
