My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

There Is Always Room For

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground