I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload