First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual