Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret