A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events