A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…