Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

You keep the peace they get everything else

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…