We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God