Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect