When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
