You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack