When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
