The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location