There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet