Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power