It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…