There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer