Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button