My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough