The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident