I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down