On Becoming an Observant Jew
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has