On Becoming an Observant Jew
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…