I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first