If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth