The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having