Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…