In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
