A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring