Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…