God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
