People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

I want what you want so I want a cow

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down