Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation